To the dear woman seated behind us who called 911 while we were enjoying ... scratch that ... while we were bitterly complaining about both our incomprehensibly crappy service and equally disappointing meal at Montana's the other night *insert image of Lux and Wendy on bent knees with hands clasped in gratitude* THANK YOU!While your actual level of 'distress' may not have merited an emergency level response, the parade of firefighters, police and EMT's that arrived ... well, let's just say I had to execute some heroic measures myself to keep Wendy from deliberately choking herself with a cold, limp french fry in order to procure a little 'rescue' of her own! (Desperate times sometimes call for desperate measures, she tells me! ;-p)
Now, to the young woman in the pseudo-bridesmaid/prom/NYE dress at the table across from us. Where to begin? Let's just say that if you're approached by TLC's "What Not to Wear" in the very near future ... well, that's a 'rescue' you'll thank us for one day - trust me.
Particeps criminis.
2 comments:
well....in my defence I did not want all those men to think it was a wasted trip..that they hadn't done their job. I think that asking them if they wanted to put out my fire by letting me slide down their poll was just being polite *wink*
Those gals who were dressed to kill must have anticipated the heros in uniform...next time we dress up lol
Just wanna say again that I'm extremely proud of you for not handcuffing yourself to the back of the cruiser and demanding to be strip searched - I KNOW how much self-control that took, girl! lol
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