All right, I've pulled myself together enough to do what I came to do ... re-butt. *pause for the BWSRN's snicker* Oh sure, those antiquated rules *points* down there may have appealed to men of the dark ages, but be assured women everywhere, today's hunk wants to please his lady (a point proven by Old Spice's sky-rocketting sales of late) and he can find all the helpful tips he needs in this must read book ...
My, my ... how the times are a changin'! *satisfied nod*
