My favourite IMOM is celebrating a birthday today ... one that's dangerously c-c-close to ... old, so I thought I should pass on some of the deep, profound and inspirational things I've learned since advancing in years myself. In no particular order:
1. Don't pierce your tragus
2. Don't go to Disney World in August
Well, that about covers it for me. Here's what some other (slightly more poetic) guys had to offer ...
* Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. ~JW von Goethe
* Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. ~C Dickens
* Every man is a damn fool for at least 5 minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. ~E Hubbard
* All wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things, and not caring a straw about the rest. ~J Buchan
* Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. ~Unknown
Oh, and maybe have whatever he's drinking ...
... wha?! It was just a suggestion!! *grin*
