I know I know ... I should know better by now ...
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
MISTAKES
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
And lastly, but perhaps in light of the ongoing battle of the sexes right here in RTFTEOS, most importantly, we come to ...
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Since the position of Numero Uno should by rights have the best interests of Lux in mind, I will concede to the W'meister the last word. I don't know what secrets you're blackmailing her with girl, but she's some freaked out! *grumbles that there's no luxury car with the title anyways*
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Hats off to you my fine fellow...a true man knows how to end an arguement. Thanks for coming to your senses *wink* Now if you want to know the dirty secrets....nah just kidding Lux. Wendy also is impressed with your wisdom, I was like right on Lux and then saw it was you boy...nice job :)
Awww! *sucky voice* Look at you two - playing nice in the sandbox. I think I'm gonna ... BARF!
*scowly face* Enough of this fake peace, love & humility crap, you're not fooling anyone! Besides, it's Feb. now and Valentine's Day is only 13 days away. You know what that means - conditions are ideal for men & women everywhere to make each other more miserable than ever before ... get to it!!
*nods and dusts off hands* That's right, your favourite MFBABB has spoken.
Now Lux...you know I always play nice in the sandbox, not sure what you are talking about *eyelashes fluttering* Just because the boy came to his senses, we should be proud of him for knowing when to throw in the towel. You know he isn't that nice, deep down he has a sweet revenge to let poor little Wendy have it...
Wendy ... Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit - A wise man does not urinate against the wind.
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