It should come as no surprise that my VPD exceeded the (grossly inadequate) comment section, so here are my thoughts on (my special co-contributor this month) the BWSRN's post on the 'complex' inner workings of the female mind:*nods as she reads down the list* Yep, yep, that sounds about right. Wha? Why are you shaking your head and baring your teeth like that, BWSRN? *grin*
Okay, I admit it. We're a myriad of contradictions and riddles! We lead with our emotions, and our logic may be skewed (at best) by a man's standards ... BUTT (that was for my favourite 12 yr old) we also more than adequately compensate the male species for the stress and frustration we put them through.
Just think about our skin - how exceptionally soft and sweet smelling it is. Then there's those curves that God gave us - think how much fun you have exploring those! And how about the dimple when we laugh at your gOoFy jokes, or the twinkle in our eye when we tell you that 'You're right, honey, reading the instructions IS for sissies'.
Surely you can forgive us our 'quirks' when we emerge after spending hours to make ourselves extra glamorous - not just to impress you, but to ensure that you'll be the envy of every other man in the room? Who better to nurture you and cater to your sucky side when you're sick or feelin' glum? And be honest, would earning money be nearly as gratifying if you didn't have the complimentary services of a 'professional personal shopper' always at the ready to help you spend it? (okay, that last one might be a stretch *grin*)
Do we make you NuTs on a regular basis? I'm sure we do. But deep down (like waaay deep) I think you'd agree ... you'd be waaay more NuTs without us!!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it. *curtsey*
Ecce signum.
11 comments:
Now some fessin' up on your part ... its not for us you're "spending hours to make yourselves glamorous" its so you won't be outshone by another woman. The glamorizing is wasted on us. We won't remember what you had on, but how difficult it was to get off. We won't remember the shade of your lipstick, but if those self-same lips were ... smiling. (Yes I coulda said something else but I'm keepin' it PG) Women fear being judged by their peers far more than by their men.
Yup, you drive us NuTs on a regular basis. THAT much I'll happily admit.
Well, I must be an exception to the rule then (gee! that's a first *saw your eye roll, Boy!*) cuz I can't imagine giving thought or concern to what some other chick in the room thinks of me if I've got the attention of a man that I respect and am wildly attracted to!
Wendy, you wanna throw your 2cents in (as long as you're backing me up, of course *wink*)
I have to agree with you Lux..don't roll your eyes boy, I'm not sucking up. When a woman is secure in herself and her relationship,and she knows and feels the love, she truly does dress to impress her man. We are not all insecure. Everyday before my husband came home from work I would make sure I combed my hair and freshened up for HIM in our home. *big sigh* index finger pointing(to make a point) ;) Some of us good girls don't need the approval of other woman.
oops that last entry was me and my name did not come through haha
Y'see? There you go. Now I feel enlightened.
And you were totally sucking up Wendy!
For the record, I'm never sucky when I'm sick and I'm never grumpy!
Now whatcha got to say 'bout the Benetton rugby shirt/Ralph Lauren button down wearin' Tim Coles, Wendy? How do I know about your crazy church youth retreats and summer camp flings? *buffs knuckles* When you're Numero Uno, you're privy to all kinds of stuff. rotflmao
Wendy laughs at the memories, not sure if "the boy" really wants to go down the narrow path of privy information sharing *wink wink* I do have some rather tasty little tidbits to share....but since I am the NUMERO UNO I know for a fact that Lux will be making a statement saying just that. (filing my nails making a very satisfied sound) Lux you will make things right....or I will syfroyh!!! haha
She's afraid you will ... syfroyh (Say You're From Right Over Yonder Hill???) Ooooh Lux, are ya shakin'?
~ BWSRN Numero Uno
Lux better make it good and real soon before our little man gets a "big head"..we both know what needs to be done *evil laugh* don't make me play dirty honey
Poppin' corn and crackin' a cold one. What's not to love about women playing dirty? *happy*
Little mood music please! *the BWSRN takes his hand out of the popcorn bowl long enough to cue Ladies & Gentlemen*
In the Pink (or is that Fuschia?) Corner, RTFTEOS's own Comment Leaver (and Blackmailer) Extraordinaire ~ Wendy! In the Aubergine Corner, RTFTEOS's Creator (and World Class Scaredy Cat) ~ Lux Solis!
Off come the colour co-ordinated satin robes as both women move to the centre of the ring. They eye each other up - Lux secretly covetting Wendy's cute little tank top and matching short shorts. Wendy dying to know where Lux got those killer blinged out go-go boots she's sporting.
*eye roll* Yeah, sorry BWSRN - that's as far as I'm indulging your little girl on girl fantasy tonight! *smirks in Wendy's direction - praying it'll be enough to persuade her NOT to SMFRO?!*
Have to admit, I can't believe you 2 are fighting over me *blush* -- er, THIS *holds up trophy (that bears a striking resemblance to a certain shorthand award) with a (taped over) name plate that reads "Numero Uno" -- you DO both realize there's no wad of cash, luxury car or world-class vacation associated with the title, right?! Right?! *renewed anxiety over Wendy's ability to SMFRO*
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